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We call the following premise:
“vril-based ectenic phenomenization”

VI-{ 0-I. Tzh’in Seethers: vitriolic equivocation }-IV

The Zenwalker Seiderkin’s web-renowned magickal curriculum offers courses for every meme in your syndicate. And, regardless of any previous experiences with your run of the mill brick-and-mortar fraternal order, we at the Great Octarine Siblinghood of the Z.’. Z.’. wish to welcome the student of the syllabus and invite them to endure a few hours of overtime with the Great Slack.

As the great prophet of Zos vel Thanatos has queried and ratified:

“Am I your swineherd, though I shepherd unto goats? My pleasure does not obtain among vermin with vain ideas-with hopes and fears of absurd significance. Not yet am I overweary of myself. Not ye shall I palliate abomination, for in ye I behold your parents and the stigmata of foul feeding.”

This is doctrine within our hallowed halls. This is the dogma we sleep with under our pillows at night.

And, again, regardless of previous experience with the zealous initiations of magical organizations, we at the Illuminates of Zueselene will provide a safe environment with which to pursue one’s virtual temple floorplan and graffiti sigil designs by allowing the student of the syllabus access to tools that may:

• *increase their lingual proficiency,
• *expand their memory functions esp. retention and recall,
• *accentuate their adroitness,
• *intensify their hand-eye coordination,
• *extend their anaerobic threshold, etc.

We offer courses in every model, every trad, and every phenoplex: ranging from the unadulterated medicine of non-syncretized mongoloid shamanry, to the mystery cults of lineage-derived caucasoid witchery, to the liturgical ashe of negroid babalawo-borne diaspora.

We are possessed of a general demeanor of leisurely levity with license to get lifted like elephantine lemmings loafing lazily or straight lollygagging in lackadaisical lechery.

So, we don’t want you to impress us with your accolades. So, please STFU and sit the fuck down with your grandstanding.

Just flex and profit. OK? OK.

Our training manual Liber ZZZ can sharpen your siddhis and level up your skillsets in sortilege and scrying, sigilcraft and other recombinant semiotic methodologies, as well as psychonautical excursions, psychedelic pathworking, and chemognostic illumination. We have deliberately not made this text public due to the volatile and incendiary nature of the material contained within.

Those who walk the poison path deal with death up close every time they further their experimental research. Every instance of ingestion is a rarified adventure.

Many of the patented applications of ecstatic consciousness which belong to the Zenwalker Seiderkin summonings exist within sympathetic grocery lists of symbological arcanum. These articles of fetishistic paraphilia will typically include the serendipitous sorceries of our pseudo-simian Siblinghood singing a senseless soliloquy of strategic folk magic, targeted ritual magick, and post-postmodern guerilla ontology.