Warning: Psi-Hazard

As always, Z(enseider)Z exists to leech your OV™ through vastly superior technologies existing in one or more of the following devices:

maliciously arranged enumerasciigilia
hostile digital servitors or eidolons
sadistic public humiliation
prolonged memetic torture
dome invasion
tactical ontological reductionism
unadulterated flamewar campaigns
deliberate accidents
skript kid targeting
improvised psi-warfare maneuvers

This information is provided in strict compliance with local, state, and federal statutes and regulations prohibiting the display or distribution of supraliminally-affective protolinguistic semiotics in any public place including our beloved packet-switching microverse commonly referred to as the Internet.

In order to avoid unnecessary lawsuits and litigation which all result in eventual liquidation, we must remind casual readers of the irreversible cerebral dangers involved in pursuing the materials exhibited on our website https://zenseiderz.org

Those individuals at highest risk to the subtle hyperphrenic influence of Z(enseider)Z memetic stylings include, but do not remain limited to:

children, infants, and the unborn (see our Prenatal Advisory for info)
the elderly, the sick, and seniors who insist on driving
manic depressives, schizoids, and lithium-addled circus clowns
epileptics and dry heavers
those with weak immune systems
those with visible victim tattoos
anyone involved in any way with $cientology
anyone carrying any kind of badge
all 2nd circuit non-zee humanoid meme-aliens

Neurosurgeon Djinni’s warning:
“Quitting Z()Z now greatly reduces serious risks to your psychic health.” warning1

From December 2005 to January 2010 approximately 3,500 visitors to this website have reported anomalous private-personal phenomena and various other forms of neural or ‘psychic’ disturbances at the time of or shortly after visiting the site itself.

In some cases, zenseiderz.org had merely gotten mentioned in passing conversation when the anomalous phenomena began in subtle ways, finally culminating upon eventual visitation to zenseiderz.org where visitors report experiencing an undeniable sense of understanding coupled with a terrible dread numbness permeating the understanding; as if the understanding itself reified all moral, ethical, and logical orientation of inferiority, priority, and normality.

These do not embody (the results of) answer polls or solicitation of any sort. These represent voluntary communications made willingly on the part of the visitor who sought out the maintainers of zenseiderz.org by e-mail with distinct concern.

Psychick Contagion

The meme-bearers of the Great Octarine Siblinghood of the Z.’. Z.’. and the spun-out arch-developers of zenseiderz.org collectively deny fraudulent claims that their creations, fabrications, and machinations can somehow cause emotional distress, mental breakdowns, or other forms of psychic disturbance.

A marginal minority of listeners have reported these types of disturbances claiming they’re a result of exposing themselves to Z(enseider)Z arsenal of sound concentrations and galleries of imagery, but as their stories unfold we begin to see that there were several other factors involved in their experiences including childhood trauma, drug-use, sleep deprivation, mental health issues, etc.

Z(enseider)Z accepts no liability for symptoms of psychic disturbance users may choose to disclose after listening to Z(enseider)Z aural mixes or viewing Z(enseider)Z promotional videos or other graphic materials.

Z(enseider)Z will not abide any allegation which implies that its multimedia materials have resulted in the overload of vestibulo-ocular reflexes within the meatsuit of some half-wit two-legged mouth-breathing meme alien.

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