About The Z(enseider)Z

The mission of the z0s collective is to preserve the Zee-meme Clusterphilia pandemic and to foster innovation on the Internets.

Banned on W3

Due to the results of a rather meticulous evaluation of the content hosted on our servers, we are obligated to alert visitors to the presence of no less than 37 active category-5 viral headworms inhabiting zenseiderz.org These headworms exhibit behavior capable of, but not limited to symptomatic manifestation in corporeality via:

cryptograms disguised as glyphic designs embedded into the mark-up language, script commands, and various elements of the cascading style sheets implemented site-wide.
suggestive cues nestled into homegrown media files which plant hypnotic trigger responses into the cordial brainstem where they await future activation from an unconscious slumber.
sigils, smudge marks, or imprints of other sorts impressed upon all paraphernalia ascertained through the greater limbic faculties of z0s q1a culled us.

It remains vital to continued user safety that all viewers read and understand the following information before pursuing hyperlinks stationed on this page. Please be advised that these headworms possess the capacity to cause serious complications involving:

conflicts in active cortical theta and delta wave brain functioning
interference of electrochemical impulses
obstruction of neural pathway conduits
irreversible damage to (vital) neural pathways
malfunctioning of the brain’s speech centers
loss of sight, hearing, or motor function
sudden anxiety attacks and fits of depression
degenerative metastsis of the central nervous system

Hole Sale Appliances

Z(enseider)Z and her subsidiary siterhoods of the prattling trollops remain committed to the technical advancement and composite expansion of Thee Device. And to all officially sanctioned workings involved in transubstantiating the K. E. R. which still represents our most sought after ekstasis-conservation modem ever mass marketed.

Our merchandising department, also known as Tartarus for its general lack of caring for the next fiscal cycle, makes itself available to memes just like you 24 hours a day.

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