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Z(enseider)Z very own web-based Department of Peripheral Epiphenomena desperately needs your help to appropriate funding for its community outreach program.

Reckless Acts of Interdenominationalism

The outreach program was first mentioned at last winter’s Epicurean Opportunists Entrepreneurship PGA Invitational Pop-Up where Z(enseider)Z’s acting press secretary, Eian Orange, was on hand to remind visitors and presenters alike that “Z(enseider)Z keeps building the future with its multichip components that allow integrated neurocircuitry to run on non-petrol-based omnifibers,” which happens to be some of the only things Eian said last December that weren’t completely unfit for print due to their technical specificity.

During his 51 minute dialogue with a standing audience of underground reporters and media moguls, new age run off, and distinct clusters of fellow chaotes, Eian expressed distaste for the current direction of occultural trends.

When asked what he intended to actually do about this turn toward disastrous soft-boiled mysticism, he said that his first step in resolving this pre-madonna dilemma would involve “coordinating efforts with the Mother Hive Brain syndicate to construct a viable business proposal.”

After which his voice erupted with conviction stating that:

“everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the face” relevant words of wisdom attributed to Mike Tyson.

The Proposal and Our Promise to You

Our Department of Peripheral Epiphenomenon, in collaboration with Z(enseider)Z foundation and IFLCM core, intends to use your gifted donations to set up our LLC which in turn would intake monies from the online citizenry for our soft goods and clothing in order to facilitate:

maintenance of the disorganization’s website on the front end (copywriting, image branding, web design, seo), on the back end (server maintenance, hosting, and registration, database auditing, code debugging, domain security), and on the journey towards reckless individuation from the ALL
compiling research necessary for the next jumbo-sized print issue of Z(enseider)Z Memetic Journal of Nescience and Dissection slated for publication when we reach some of our funding goals
recording of the next Z(enseider)Z LP to be released through Bandcamp in the coming months
furthering our Gematria of Nothing research tribute (referred to as Liber Infernus Enumera) in its construction as a user-friendly calculator and database which seconds as a repository of magickal, esoteric, and occult terminology as well as a dictionary of enumerations dealing with the Supreme Ma’athematics
continued experimentation with specific psi-sociological aspects of Zeememe clusterphilia and its effects on non-Zee meme-aliens
a recurrence of kNewzlog adviriitizements with content from all areas of Z(enseider)Z inner workings including album releases, page updates, ritual/ceremonial excursions, collaborative efforts, and the backdating of studious events so that a record of their phenomenizing remains long after us
ensuring the future of esotechnological weaponry involved in the Original Zenseid psionic and radionic egregore projects which are aimed at demolishing the heteronormative dominance of patriarchal rule by installing agent saboteurs from our elite and select minority of psychedelic illuminates and then meeting the mob of the masses in the middle, as it were
implementing managerial humanpower such as time, and attention for the allcaps CHAOSMAGICK.1 FB group (and this includes a virtual habitat for the fastidious servitor known as T’Crely Sov Pndagbui

Your monies will go to benefit our magickal disorganization and bless us with the capacity to thrive in this troubled market and help to enable our familial disorder to evolve towards an Ideal Magickal Tribe.

And, in order to deliver our audience with unparalleled iterations of unadulterated Zentertainment (e.g. one-eyed paradigmal piracy with a polycarbonate peg-leg. Hard-lined ultra-radicalized Left-wing absurdists, and esoterroristic guerrilla memeticists) we have made it our duty to broadcast our abandonment of the falsehood of an idealistic utopia by overgiving the Great Slack.

We want to make art and in wanting to do so we must profit from it. It’s quite symbiotic yet cannibalistic.

Denotative Analysis

Please refer to our What The Fuck?! page for further extrapolation as to who we are and what we do in the vaguest language possible from as many enseid sources as humanly viable.