What The Fuck

We are …

In the hypersphere We Are anywhere the nucleoli
A scatological romp through manure-laden pastures
an over-exaggerated underestimation of supraliminal hyperbole
Mercury spiked lemonade on a dog-day afternoon
A failed attempt to enervate the masses
Poor quality manufacturers of high-quality hand crafts
Politically necessary, but hardly tasteful
Bigfoot’s video swagger, or Sasquatches’ plaster-cast footprint, or Yeti hair-fibers in a petri dish
The legendary Zenwalker Seiderkin
Three sword strokes from Zoro’s blade (dermal grafitti)
Latter Satanic Dervishism amidst the eschatologocial Ultraviolet Dragon’s breath
The fountainhead of heretical religiosity & occultural nuances for the 21st century
Dominating the Subversive Paradigm since XXXV ain no stan ass
Your source for counter-population epistemology and chemically engineered self-improvement
The only place to lay-away purchase on-demand aeonic disturbances and morphogenetic capitalist suppression at an affordable rate
Swivel-chair vigilante bong luminaries from the Bardo Tellus server
The utmost pinnacle of Psychedelic Transcendentalism
It’s like a store that doesn’t have prices on the merchandise … if you need to ask you shouldn’t be shopping there…
Not your grandmother’s Illuminati.
lazily virtuous and virtually lazy.
Smaller, with more angst, and yet, more of the same. [as compared to the Z(cluster)]
a chimera of the collective imagination of the authors of Join My Cult!
the rightful heirs to Atlantis bent on reclaiming Costa Rica and its coffee plantations
antiestablishmentarianism’s counterrevolutionaries for interdenominationalism
a probability wave function on the verge of collapsing from the folds of chaos into a reality tunnel near you
territorializing Nu Sumeria in the Mojave desert
a celestial anomaly submerged beneath the silent electrons of psyberspace
the primary candidates of the chosen curmudgeonhood who initiate the airing of the grievances at the dinner table prior to eating on Festivus
the Ultramagnetic Philthy Phew
the fruit of what will be swinging from the branches of what al most was
anti-Vampire Management
the secret house long bereft of lordship unto the kingdom of Zion
birthing an Ideal Magickal Tribe We are
the derivative of the plasmadispersion function of argument
fixed at zero
the Octarine Hand syndicate
uniquely defined and finite if and only if a is a positive definite matrix
artists of all medium
an uncensored Entertainment Coven We are
a non-local event at an intimate apex
a figment of the Internet we do not actually exist We serve no cause other than to feign existence
manifestations of the unmanifest
the new occultural elite We hold that every man and woman is a black hole and that The infinite is the void
Working Sex Magicians in good standing
the feral light of ibLis We Are
all NEUROSURGEONS!!
Prometheus unbound We deny possession We embrace the nuflesh We can not be controlled
indistinguishable from the Tao We are
in service to A.T.W.A. We are
that we are… realizing that we aren’t
a chemognostically enhanced non-profit media manipulation agent on a kamikaze suicide mission to implode korporate konsumer kulture worldwide
thee zeepotheosis
Chaoism on wax
pointed commentary on those fucking shoes, dude
Phoenix fricassee
Emotional flack ricocheted off your Moms
re-inventing the we’ll We Are
shoving ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag